Weird-ass Succulents

I was today years old when I learned that this succulent, which has been growing on our balcony for the past few years, is aptly called Tiger Jaws (Faucaria Tigrina). Succulents are ideal for those of us who enjoy nature's craven design aesthetic and only water plants occasionally. A beautiful flower might appear on there like twice a year because succulents got that slow drip. So, uh, if you want to experience the feral cat of horticulture, get a weird-ass succulent!